Stephen jokes
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
[Link to YouTube video]
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He lost WiFi connection.
In about ten days, Stephen Hawking's wheelchair is going to have its first and last service.
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.