Stephen jokes

If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.

If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.

I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."

Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂

Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?

Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?

Dribble.

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

[Link to YouTube video]

Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.

Why did Stephen Hawking die? He lost WiFi connection.

In about ten days, Stephen Hawking's wheelchair is going to have its first and last service.

When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.

What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?

Overcharge himself.

Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?

I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.

Most people age up on their birthdays,

Stephen levels up.

Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.

God: “Stephen, join us!”

*sees the staircase to heaven.*

Stephen: “Shit!”