Stephen jokes
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
[Link to YouTube video]
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He lost WiFi connection.
In about ten days, Stephen Hawking's wheelchair is going to have its first and last service.
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.