No. Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
What is Stephen Hawkings favourite football anthem ? You'll Never Walk Alone.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike ? Hey look...no hands...or legs.
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair ? At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
Wipe your feet before entering but in Stephen Hawkings case it is Wipe your wheels.
If you look up the word Wheelchair in a dictionary you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking ? Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
What was Stephen Hawkings favourite line in Rambo ? Don't push me.
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
Stephen Hawking is to wheel chairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer he would roll with the punches.
Stephen hawkings talks by clicks 2 clicks is hi and five is dab me up
If I tell Stephen about these jokes what is he gonna do chase after me he better run fast
What did Stephen hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound"
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and......a Tesla.
how would stephen hawking get rid of the police? go to the the junk yard
What motorway lane does stephen hawking use? Hard shoulder