Stephen jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
In about ten days, Stephen Hawking's wheelchair is going to have its first and last service.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?
I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to his fridge but get nothing out?
It was a dummy run.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.