Stephen hawkings jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Stephen Hawking isn’t dead, he’s just using VPN.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.