Stephen hawkings jokes
When Stephen Hawking died, did they take him to the hospital or PC World?
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
What's ALS?
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
He is dead.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything. He'd break if he did.
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.