Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand-up.
Stephen Hawkings Jokes
What is Stephen Hawking best at in basketball?
dribbling.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
What is black and at the top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of data.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
What was the one test Stephen Hawking couldn't pass? The beep test.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head N Shoulders.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
