Stephen hawkings jokes
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
Stephen Hawking walked to the shop.
I lied 😄
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
How did Stephen Hawking die?
There was a power outage.
Where was Stephen Hawking born?
Under a coconut tree.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?