Stephen hawkings jokes

Wheelchair

Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/

Road

Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?

Because he rolled over to the other side!

Man

Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man. He had an affair with Alexa.

Phone

Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.

Vpn

Stephen Hawking isn’t dead, he’s just using VPN.

Phone

My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.

Band

Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.