Stephen hawkings jokes
"'There is no God.' - Stephen Hawking (2011)
'There is no Stephen Hawking.' - God (2018)"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
The real reason Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the Wi-Fi cord.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.