Stephen hawkings jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
What did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast? His left shoulder.
Stephen Hawking died.
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the Wi-Fi cord.
What's Stephen Hawking’s favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man. He had an affair with Alexa.
When Stephen Hawking died, did they take him to the hospital or PC World?
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Yeah, neither has he!
Stephen Hawking isn’t dead, he’s just using VPN.