Stephen hawkings jokes
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
What's Stephen Hawking’s favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the Wi-Fi cord.
When Stephen Hawking died, did they take him to the hospital or PC World?
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Yeah, neither has he!
Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man. He had an affair with Alexa.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
Stephen Hawking isn’t dead, he’s just using VPN.
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.