Stephen hawkings jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
I'm logging out.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die.
His charger broke.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar...
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but he couldn’t stand up?
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t climb up the stairs to heaven.
I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.
I’m just kidding.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.