Stephen hawkings jokes
Why can't Stephen Hawking win any arguments?
Because he can't stand up for himself.
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
When Stephen Hawking died, did they take him to the hospital or PC World?
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?