Stephen hawkings jokes
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
When a sign says "Do Not Walk on the Grass," it does not apply to Stephen Hawking.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with David Beckham?
They both dribble.
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
Why did Stephen Hawking get sacked from his job?
Because he was always rolling in late.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
Stephen Hawking tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Stephen Hawking died because his WiFi ran out.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.