Stephen hawkings jokes
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
Why did Stephen Hawking's girlfriend finish with him? Because he would never walk her home.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
What's Stephen Hawking’s favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
Come on guys, this is nasty, he was my uncle, ffs :(
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
What's the different between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? Both of them can't stand up.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
Stephen Hawking forgot the WiFi password.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."