What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Heads and Shoulders?
Stephen Hawkings Jokes
What shampoo does Stephen Hawkings use?
Head & Shoulders.
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentally lost his bluetooth connection.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a bar - just kidding.
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password.
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
You wanna know who didn't kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn't; nor did he bite the dust.
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
"'There is no God.' - Stephen Hawking (2011)
'There is no Stephen Hawking.' - God (2018)"
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?
