Stephen hawkings jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite music?
Rock and roll.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
Stephen Hawking, rest in PC World.
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
Stephen Hawking only went to hell because he couldn't get up the stairway to heaven.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to his fridge but get nothing out?
It was a dummy run.
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
At least Stephen Hawking could go on a pub crawl.
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.