When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a Megabyte and some micro chips.
What is Stephen Hawking's best at in basketball
dribbling
What is black and at the top of a staircase..................... Stephen Hawking after a house fire
Did you know there’s black holes billions of years old? What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied We’re only 14 years old.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head N Shoulders
What is Stephen hawkings favourite shampoo- head and shoulders
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
Stephen hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon...
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
stephen hawking went on a date and come back with a broken leg, I can't believe she stood him up
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
What do u call someone smart and dead ?
Stephen Hawking .......
Stephen hawking isn’t dead he’s just can’t walk to the shop and get new batteries 🙄
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven not a ramp.
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die.
His charger broke.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar...
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.
I’m just kidding.
