Stephen hawkings jokes

Wife

Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?

She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.

Genius

Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.

God

"'There is no God.' - Stephen Hawking (2011)

'There is no Stephen Hawking.' - God (2018)"

Wordplay

When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.

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  • Curry

    Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?