Stephen hawkings jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His shoulder.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.