Stephen hawkings jokes
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His shoulder.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.