Stephen hawkings jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled too far away from the outlet on the wall.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Heads and Shoulders?
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentally lost his bluetooth connection.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a bar - just kidding.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
You wanna know who didn't kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn't; nor did he bite the dust.
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
"'There is no God.' - Stephen Hawking (2011)
'There is no Stephen Hawking.' - God (2018)"
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
What is Stephen Hawking best at in basketball?
dribbling.
Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?