Stephen hawkings jokes
It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself
What shoe size is Stephen Hawking?
It doesn't matter—he can't walk anyway.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Hint: he didn’t.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
Stephen Hawking = dead smart.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven? Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His power went out.