The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft
what does Stephen hawking have in common with a bull ? they both charge
Now that Stephen Hawking is dead the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
What is Stephen Hawking' favourite song
Head shoulders screws and bolts
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
It's funny how Stephen hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking but he can't do any of those things
Stephen hawking walked into a bar. just kidding:(
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking
Poor Stephen Hawking couldnt pass the ̈im not a robot ̈ test
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?Because he can ́t do stand up.
In 2011 Stephen Hawking said there is no God, 2018 God said there is no Steve Hawking
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book...it's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips
What happens when Stephen hawking dies? The windows shutdown sound plays.
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder
Stephen hawking
I can't find out where Stephen Hawkings is from, I just can't place his accent.
Stephen Hawkings just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?
Sixty years ago Stephen Hawkings teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams kids reach for the stars.
If stephen hawking has a heart attack do u take him to halfords or a&e
