Stephen hawkings jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What’s black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
When does Stephen Hawking cross the road?
When it says "DON'T WALK."
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Why was Stephen Hawking known as lazy?
Because he was always sitting on the job.
It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself
Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
What did Stephen Hawking's mum say to him when he asked for £10?
"You can take a run and jump!"
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!