What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.
Stephen Hawkings Jokes
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? No, he hasn't either.
It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with a bull? They both charge.
Now that Stephen Hawking is dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar. Just kidding :(
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
