Stephen hawkings jokes
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
Roll In Peace.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
There may be hope for Stephen Hawking yet.
His nose runs.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a police officer?
Because he can't use a walkie-talkie.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
If half of Stephen Hawking's house was painted red and half was painted blue, what color were the stairs?
He didn't have any.