Stephen hawkings jokes
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? No, he hasn't either.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with a bull? They both charge.
Now that Stephen Hawking is dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar. Just kidding :(
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."