What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
Stephen Hawkings Jokes
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said there is no God. In 2018, God said there is no Steve Hawking.
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
Stephen Hawking just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.
What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking.
If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
There was a power outage.
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
If Stephen Hawking is dying, where do I take him, Currys PC World, or a hospital?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled too far away from the outlet on the wall.
