Stephen hawkings jokes
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said there is no God. In 2018, God said there is no Steve Hawking.
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
Stephen Hawking just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking.
If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
There was a power outage.
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
If Stephen Hawking is dying, where do I take him, Currys PC World, or a hospital?
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
What shampoo does Stephen Hawkings use?
Head & Shoulders.