Stephen hawkings jokes
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
It's true, you know. Stephen Hawking has been up more ramps than Evel Knievel.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊