Stephen hawkings jokes
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
How does Stephen Hawking compete in the hurdles?
He ducks when he gets to them.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
What did Stephen Hawking say—I mean, type—when he saw a beautiful woman?
"That's the best shag I never had."
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂