Stephen hawkings jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
What's ALS?
Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.
He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His power went out.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
When Stephen Hawking's teacher asked him, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
He said, "Six foot four."
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
What did Stephen Hawking say—I mean, type—when he saw a beautiful woman?
"That's the best shag I never had."
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Hint: he didn’t.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.