Stephen hawkings jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
You wanna know who didn't kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn't; nor did he bite the dust.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password.
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.