Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
Stephen Hawkings Jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
What's ALS?
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?
He can’t walkie or talkie.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
Stephen Hawking died because he tried downloading a free version of Windows 10.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
What did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast? His left shoulder.
Stephen Hawking died.
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
