Stephen hawkings jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
What's ALS?
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?
He can’t walkie or talkie.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
Stephen Hawking died because he tried downloading a free version of Windows 10.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.