Stephen hawkings jokes
Q: How did Stephen Hawking die?
A: He lost internet connection.
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?
He can’t walkie or talkie.
Stephen Hawking died because he tried downloading a free version of Windows 10.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
What's ALS?
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.