Stephen hawkings jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?
Well..... neither has he.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.