Stephen hawkings jokes
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
What's ALS?
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
Stephen Hawking died because he tried downloading a free version of Windows 10.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?
He can’t walkie or talkie.