Stephen hawkings jokes
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
At least Stephen Hawking could go on a pub crawl.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
Stephen Hawking tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
Stephen Hawking died because his WiFi ran out.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell, not heaven? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
Why did Stephen Hawking's girlfriend finish with him? Because he would never walk her home.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"I'm lagging."