Stephen hawkings jokes
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
He didn’t, there was no lift...!
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Heads and Shoulders?
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.
I’m just kidding.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
Where was Stephen Hawking born?
Under a coconut tree.
What does Stephen Hawking have for food?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.