Stephen hawkings jokes
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.
Stephen Hawking, rest in PC World.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
So, Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Wait, he can't.
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."