Stephen hawkings jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
Stephen Hawking lost connection to the WiFi.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.
Where was Stephen Hawking born?
Under a coconut tree.
If half of Stephen Hawking's house was painted red and half was painted blue, what color were the stairs?
He didn't have any.
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a police officer?
Because he can't use a walkie-talkie.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.