Stephen hawkings jokes

Click

Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."

Tesla

Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.

Poker

Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.

IQ

What went up but never came down?

Stephen Hawking's IQ.

Battery

Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?

Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.

Message

What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."

Stephen Hawking

What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?

Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.