Stephen hawkings jokes

Hide-and-seek

Why did Stephen Hawking stop playing hide and seek with his wife?

She kept getting the metal detector out.

Name

It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!

Fire

What is black and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking's after a fire.

Difference

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂

Screen

Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?

He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.

Influence

Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.

Toy

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?

Hot Wheels.