Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
so, stephen hawking walks into a bar, wait he cant.
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, had no tell whatsover.
What motorway lane does stephen hawking use? Hard shoulder
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance and he replied I'm not much good, I have two left feet. Then how about Karaoke ? To which he replied. I have two left throats.
What was Stephen Hawkings favourite movie ? Cabbage Patch Kids.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging- think the opening line goes something like “they see me rolling, they hating”
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar...
Why was Stephen hawking late to the NASA meeting He couldn't get up the kerb
Stephen hawking death was because he lost WiFi connection
what was Stephen Hawking's favourite song?
Deja Vu
How are Stephen hawking and kaepernick so much alike...they both don’t stand for the national anthem
Stephen hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people😳😳😳😳😳😳what did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy
Why was Stephen hawkings good at football because he is a pro dribbler
What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs
what did stephen hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter, beep boop beep beep boop.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
MAN 1) have you ever walked into Stephen hawking's house
MAN 2) no
MAN 1) neither did he
What did Stephen hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh fuck I can’t get up them
