Stephen hawkings jokes
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar. Just kidding :(
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
In about ten days, Stephen Hawking's wheelchair is going to have its first and last service.
If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
Which is the odd one out? FISH, SNAKE, STEPHEN HAWKING, HORSE.
Horse, of course — the rest can't walk.
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentally lost his bluetooth connection.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
Have you ever walked in to Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?
So, Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Wait, he can't.
Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with David Beckham?
They both dribble.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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