Stephen hawkings jokes
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?
Well..... neither has he.
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.
What is black and at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking's after a fire.
What's the different between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? Both of them can't stand up.
Why did Stephen Hawking stop playing hide and seek with his wife?
She kept getting the metal detector out.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
Stephen Hawking lost Wi-Fi connection.