Stephen hawkings jokes
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?
Well..... neither has he.
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
What's the different between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? Both of them can't stand up.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Stephen Hawking lost Wi-Fi connection.
What is black and at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking's after a fire.