What's the different between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? Both of them can't stand up.
Stephen Hawkings Jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking stop playing hide and seek with his wife?
She kept getting the metal detector out.
Stephen Hawking lost Wi-Fi connection.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
What is black and at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking's after a fire.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?
Hospital or Currys PC World?
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
