Stephen hawkings jokes
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with a bull? They both charge.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
Stephen Hawking walks into... er...rolls into a bar.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite car?
Rolls Royce.
What shampoo does Stephen Hawkings use?
Head & Shoulders.
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Stephen Hawking.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
Why does everyone think Stephen Hawking is drunk?
Because he can't even walk.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
Have you ever walked in to Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.