Stephen hawkings jokes
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
When does Stephen Hawking cross the road?
When it says "DON'T WALK."
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand-up.
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.