Stephen hawkings jokes
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?
What is black and at the top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but he couldn’t stand up?
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack? His shoulder.