Stephen hawkings jokes

Stephen Hawking

When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣

Part

I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.

Similarity

What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?

They can't stand up for themselves.

Subject

Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.

House

Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?

No, well neither has he.

Organ Donor

Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...

I really need some new parts to my go-kart.

Stew

When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!