Stephen hawkings jokes
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!
Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.