I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
Stephen Hawkings Jokes
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
