Stephen hawkings jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He lost WiFi connection.
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
'cus there was only a stairway to heaven!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the Wi-Fi cord.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?
Hospital or Currys PC World?
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.