Stephen hawkings jokes
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.