Stephen hawkings jokes
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
What did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast? His left shoulder.
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.