Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
Stephen Hawkings Jokes
What did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast? His left shoulder.
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
