STD jokes
What is it you can give at Christmas and still keep? Herpes.
I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met the perfect birthday gift: Chlamydia.
Suck tiny dick, now you have STD's.
Have you heard about the new Russian STD? Rottsmikokov.
I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
Blonde: Can I suck you off? (has STDs on mouth)
Me: Naw (drake turn/dab)
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.
I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.
TDS? More like STDs.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
What STD can you get from phone sex?
Hearing AIDS.