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39 views · Chunke Monke · 2 years ago

it all makes sense now 😮😮😮

The image has the title "Cooties" followed by a definition. "Diseases that the opposite sex has that gives you a reason to not be around them. When you get older, cooties becomes known as 'STDs.'" It then gives two examples: "Age 8: 'Ewww... She has cooties, I can't talk to her!'" and "Age 15: 'Ewww... She has herpes, I can't sleep with her!'"
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    • Pokemon

    23 views · Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago
    A photo of a bulletin board featuring Pokemon characters surrounding the phrase "Don't catch 'em at all," with the names of various STDs listed below.
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    • Satan

    3 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A woman with dark makeup and tattoos is sitting on a bed. She wears a black tank top with the words "Satan loves me" printed on it. Below the picture is a tweet that says, "Stay the fuck away from me."
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    • Bill Gates

    76 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 month ago
    A 4chan-style greentext post with a headshot of Bill Gates. The text describes a fictional scenario where Gates meets Jeffrey Epstein, catches an STD from a Russian prostitute, and attempts to hide it from his wife. When Epstein won't help him secretly medicate her, Gates 'retaliates' by banning Epstein from Xbox Live. A caption at the bottom compares this to a child banning someone from a tree house.
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    2 views · ιdᥲtᥱ ˖°𓇼🌊⋆🐚🫧 · 1 year ago

    I collect STDs like Pokémon cards

    A cartoonish character with black hair, black ears, and a black tail with a fin, wearing red underwear with white hearts all over it. The character is smiling and has its arms akimbo.
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    • Phone

    23 views · Anonymous · 12 years ago

    What STD can you get from phone sex?

    Hearing AIDS.

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