Stage jokes
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the "mic drop" was too high!
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
The 5 year old with cancer is going through a mid-life crisis.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
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Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...
Is it still stand-up comedy if the comedian doesn't have legs?