Stage

Stage jokes

Cancer

    • Stage 4 cancer is like a woman. You can’t beat it, but if you do, she’ll probably come back again.

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    • Comedian

    • A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."

    The room was full of arm amputees.

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    • Comedy

    • Stephen Hawking tried comedy.

    His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."

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