Spy jokes
"I spy with my little eye..."
- Noting I am blind -
What do you call 2 spies fucking?
Undercover.
Octopussy.
My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend Carla, can you spy on her?"
Me: "Your mom gay lol."
My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that, you rude girl."
You: "Your mom gay lol."
Three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat would be closed.
Stranger 3: How to turn a straight guy into a gay guy?
Stranger 1: You can't!
Stranger 2: You can.
Stranger 3: How?
Stranger 2: By using the same idea of the Russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff, but the difference is that he can sleep, and he will have food for 30 days and a toilet, too.
Stranger 3: Great idea, but who can we try first?
Stranger 1: You all gays are evil monsters.
Stranger 2: I think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy. Let's try this experi-
(The chat has been closed by stranger 1)
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
What does a spy do when he's cold?
He goes under cover.
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!