What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.
Is buttcheeks one word?
Or should I spread them?
After a long labor, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, “Ma’am, I’ve got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?” After quickly thinking it over, she responds, “I’ll have the bad news first, doctor.”
The doctor replies, “Well, I’m not sure how to put this, and I’m sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair.”
Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother’s face. “Doctor, if that’s the bad news, what’s the good news?” The doctor replies, “He’s dead.”
Did you hear the rumors about butter?
Never mind—you shouldn't spread them.
Today I saw my son lick out a tub of butter. I told him to make a sandwich without butter for a week (as a punishment). He said, "Okay," and licked the bread. "It's really easy to spread," he said. LOL!
what's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your way into someone's pants