Spread jokes
2019 Senior Prank: Hey fellas, let's black out the school. Haha, we're so sneaky, oh yes!
2020 Senior Prank: Hey guys, I'm a tech whiz, let's spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha, it'd be so funny and good, even the whole world might fall for it!
Everyone in December 2020 looks at tech whiz: "...you son of a b*tch!!!"
Tech whiz: "You guys are the a**holes! I mean you fell for it for a whole year!"
Peanut butter 🧈?
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.
Is buttcheeks one word?
Or should I spread them?
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
I was gonna tell a rumor about butter, but I don’t want to spread it.
Spread my legs like butter n finger me hard. 👅👅👅
After a long labor, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, “Ma’am, I’ve got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?” After quickly thinking it over, she responds, “I’ll have the bad news first, doctor.”
The doctor replies, “Well, I’m not sure how to put this, and I’m sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair.”
Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother’s face. “Doctor, if that’s the bad news, what’s the good news?” The doctor replies, “He’s dead.”
Dang, it got ketchup on my sleeve. What do I do?
Spread the love!
Do you wanna hear the gossip about butter?
Actually, I shouldn't spread it.
Did you hear the rumors about butter?
Never mind—you shouldn't spread them.
Today I saw my son lick out a tub of butter. I told him to make a sandwich without butter for a week (as a punishment). He said, "Okay," and licked the bread. "It's really easy to spread," he said. LOL!
Babies can spread a nasty smell,
especially when you haven't fed them for a month.
This isn't a joke; I just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia.
Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh, I guess I better not spread it.
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
I heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter, but I decided I didn't want to spread it.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.