Is butt cheeks one word or should I spread them apart
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.
Is buttcheeks one word?
Or should I spread them?
An orphan died. No one cared why? Who is supposed spread the word his parents.
I was gonna tell a rumour about butter but I don’t want to spread it
Spread my legs like butter n finger me hard. 👅👅👅
After a long labor, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, “Ma’am, I’ve got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?” After quickly thinking it over, she responds, “I’ll have the bad news first, doctor.”
The doctor replies, “Well, I’m not sure how to put this, and I’m sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair.”
Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother’s face. “Doctor, if that’s the bad news, what’s the good news?” The doctor replies, “He’s dead.”
dang it got ketchup on my sleeve what do I do o spread the LOVE
Do you wanna hear the gossip about butter?
Actually, I shouldn't spread it.
Did you hear the rumors about butter? Nevermind - you shouldn't spread them
today i saw my son lick out a tub of butter, i told him to make a sandwitch without butter for a week (as a punishment) he said 'ok' and licked the bread. 'it's really easy to spread' he said. LOL!
Babies can spread a nasty smell,
especially when you haven't fed them for a month.
This isn't a joke; I just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia.
Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh, I guess I better not spread it.
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
I heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter, but I decided I didn't want to spread it.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
what's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your way into someone's pants
JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech.
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
