Spread jokes

I heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter, but I decided I didn't want to spread it.

What do women and peanut butter have in common?

They're both easy to spread.

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly your way into someone's pants.

JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.

What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.