Sports jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
Why can't Chinese play baseball?
Because they eat the bats.
China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
Why can't orphans play basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.