Sports jokes
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
Why can't orphans play basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
Why can’t orphans play sports?
Because they don’t have a home team.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.