Sports jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause there is no home to run to.
"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
What’s the difference between football and rape?
Women don’t like football.
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
Why can't Chinese play baseball?
Because they eat the bats.
China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
Why can't orphans play basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.