Sponsorship jokes

Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.

Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:

Kleenex

Depends

Bicycle Helmet manufacturers

Velcro Shoe manufacturers

Steven Hawkings Publishers

Your teeth are sponsored by gap.

Your forehead’s so big it got sponsored by GAP.

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."

I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.

I now have $999,999.75.

Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.

What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?

They both thank you for your financial support.