Sponsorship jokes
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
By recruiting sponsors, they help them find work in their first year.
Your forehead’s so big it got sponsored by GAP.
Your teeth are sponsored by gap.
This is WPBS-TV. We'll pledge-break soon — thanks, viewers!
I support men.
Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.
