Sponsor jokes

By recruiting sponsors, they help them find work in their first year.

Your forehead’s so big it got sponsored by GAP.

Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.

I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.

You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.

Your teeth are sponsored by gap.

Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?

Sanity to live: I don't know?

Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!

Sanity to live? *dies*

Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.

Sanity to live: *resurrected*

Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...

(sponsored by jumping bridges)