Spirit jokes
What is a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child’s body.
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.
"Wanna play the rape game?"
"No!!!!"
"That's the spirit!"
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
Father, then the priest says, "Son, Holy Spirit, amen." No, I was asking you a question, Father.
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
One man was very depressed because he lost everything. He lost his job. He lost his home, and he lost his wife. So he went lonely into the forest to grieve.
Suddenly, with his head raised up, he sees Santa Claus walking by. "Santa?" he asks. "Why are you early? It is not even Christmas?"
"Ho, ho. Don't worry about me. Let's worry about you instead," says Santa. "What is the problem, my friend?"
"I lost everything good in my life. I got fired from my job. My wife divorced me. I lost my house."
Santa: "I can help you. You can wish three things you want in life, and I'll give it to you."
Man: "My first wish is I want my house back."
Santa: "Done!"
Man: "My second wish is I want 1 million in cash in my bank account."
Santa: "Done!"
Man: "My third wish is I also want my job back!"
Santa: "Done, but before I actually give you those wishes, I have to hump you."
Man: "Okay. Let's do it."
So Santa Claus takes off his pants to hump the man.
After they are done humping, Santa asks the man: "How old are you?"
Man: "I am 35 years old."
Santa: "And still believe in Santa Claus??!! HOHOHOHO!!!"
Frank Bulgin is freaky bold, A man with a spirit untamed, untold. With eyes that pierce through the darkest night, He walks a path that's far from light.
His steps are loud, his presence strong, A force of nature, where he belongs. Through the chaos, he finds his way, Leaving footprints that never fade.
A rebel soul, unafraid to speak, His words drip with passion, so unique. He dances with danger, embraces the unknown, Challenging limits, into the wild he's thrown.
No rules can bind him, no walls can contain, Frank Bulgin sets fire to the mundane. He paints the sky with vibrant hues, A kaleidoscope of dreams he pursues.
In his mind, a symphony of thoughts, An artist's palette, where inspiration is sought. He weaves words like a masterful bard, Creating tapestries that leave us marred.
With each verse, he unravels his soul, Unveiling the depths that make him whole. His poetry, a window to his essence, A glimpse into a world of fearless presence.
Frank Bulgin is freaky bold, A maverick, a legend yet to be told. His spirit roams, forever untamed, A beacon of courage, never to be tamed.
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
Did you know ghosts are alcoholics?
They only come out for the boos.
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!