Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, there's a spider." The blind man simply said, "Step on it."
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
You are so blind even a spider can see better than you
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Spider man no way home know why he’s a orphan now
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
You heard of spider man no way home. Now get ready for. Orphan: no way home.
I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.
