Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, there's a spider." The blind man simply said, "Step on it."
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.