why did the fastest cat get kicked out of school
he was a cheetah
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
How do you create the worlds quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gaschamber.
What's the difference between the barracuda car and fish?
The fish can't go fast.
My favorite species is a cheetah because
ima cheet-ah on the test.
I love ❤️ taking my daughter out in the car 🚙 every time we go over a speed bump I tell her we ran over another dog 🐕😂
The cheetah had a race with a lion and the cheetah won, lion was like why you always a cheetah the cheetah was like why you always lion (lying).
How did Hellen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH
I went to a museum and saw clocks. The owner told me these were lying clocks. This is God's clock. It never moved because he never lied. This is your clock. It move 3 times because you lied 3 times i asked where is President trumps clock. he said it was at the equator. Spinning super fast for those who were on fire. I laughed so hard because it was so true
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red?
It depends on your speed.
sticks and stones may break my bones but a crowbar could do it so much quicker
what goes 200 mph and is red??????????
babies in a blender
why is the cheetah so fast because it cant walk slow
Bill gets home from work late again, and Susan is angry. She hollars at Bill, "I AM FURIOUS. WHEN I GO OUTSIDE TOMORROW THERE BETTER BE SOMETHING THAT GOES FROM 0 to 200 IN 6 SECONDS". Bill Says, "Ok". The next morning there is a box outside! Susan opens it..It's a scale! Bill hasn't been seen since October 2, 2002.
Mother Nature deserves a traffic ticket. Summer is speeding by way too fast. 🤣🤣🤣
What do you get if you cross hot wheels. hot legs.hehe
Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book. Man 2: aww books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore. Man 1: She was in the road and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche
Are you a race car? Cuz I’m tryna fuck
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone
