what do you call a black hole ? butt hole
why did the cow go to space
to get ice cream
Why did Jerry fall off the moon?
Because he got hit by a fridge.
What's a aliens favorite computer key?
the space bar!
What’s the darkest point in the universe? The inside of a KFC
Science took us to the moon and Religion took us into a skyscraper
what has three balls and flys through space?
E.T. the extra testicle
When do astronauts eat? At launch time!
Spock went to the enterprises toilet and he knocked on it "Kirk are you in there?" Spiked asked, Kirk answered "hold on i am making a captains log"
Space therapist in between the e and the r. The rapists
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it ya it's Bad:)
When a asteroid is coming to kill us all: 98.9% of the population: OMG WERE ALL GONNA DIE 1% of the population: eh.. I neber had any friends anyway. Alia: ROLL THE INTRO
A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged, he recieved a refund and an apollogy
what does NASA means? No Apes Submit Astronaut
WHY IS THE MOON RED TODAY?The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah
Why didn't the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees!
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead it also had rings
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy
