SOS jokes

You're so small you went surfing on an ice lolly!

So today an old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her... Hhah.

Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.

You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.

Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂

So all blondes are dumb, right?

Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?

Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.

Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.

Hi guys, I’m so so so bored. My point is, does anyone have time for chatting tomorrow, around 12:00 or so on? Guest list included:

1 Gwen

2 water sharky

So on and so on.

We can talk about Reddit or just other things. Thank you. 😀

Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.

Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.

Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.

I've been doing sex moves on myself so I can be ready when I have sex, and by far the funniest thing to do is finger my butt. I go 2 handed sometimes.

Why is Donald Trump so mad? Because he is a Trumpet!

This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD

Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.

Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.

Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.

You are so ugly my man died.

"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."