SOS jokes

Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!

Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.

So all blondes are dumb, right?

Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?

Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.

Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂

Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.

I've been doing sex moves on myself so I can be ready when I have sex, and by far the funniest thing to do is finger my butt. I go 2 handed sometimes.

Hi guys, I’m so so so bored. My point is, does anyone have time for chatting tomorrow, around 12:00 or so on? Guest list included:

1 Gwen

2 water sharky

So on and so on.

We can talk about Reddit or just other things. Thank you. 😀

Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.

Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.

Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.

Dear Gwen,

Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!

TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!

BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!

Please comment good or not! Irdc!

Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.

Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.

Kid goes to the kitchen.

Mom: What are you doing here?

Kid: Just checking out the knife.

Mom: So you've chosen death.

You're so small you went surfing on an ice lolly!

So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.

So today an old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her... Hhah.

So you can't pay rent and you know you're going to get evicted, but all of the sudden you hear a knock on your door and it's your landlord, but he's naked and erect, and on his cock, it says, "Your rent is due."

I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open, so I asked, “Wendy’s openin’ then?”