SOS jokes

Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!

So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?

That don't make no cents.

My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”

Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"

He was so naughty!

My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.

Dear Gwen,

Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!

TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!

BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!

Please comment good or not! Irdc!

Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.

Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"

Kid goes to the kitchen.

Mom: What are you doing here?

Kid: Just checking out the knife.

Mom: So you've chosen death.

Why did the butthole get angry?

So it could wipe every human, snipe.

My brackets are so high on my teeth, they must be smoking something.

So you can't pay rent and you know you're going to get evicted, but all of the sudden you hear a knock on your door and it's your landlord, but he's naked and erect, and on his cock, it says, "Your rent is due."

Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.

I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open, so I asked, “Wendy’s openin’ then?”

Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.

My son always said he wanted to skydive, so we went on a plane, and mid-flight, we had to jump out. The only issue is we were on a commercial flight to Arizona.

So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.

I hope all of you had a great merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a good whatever you celebrate! I got so much this year, over $300 of fishing gear, a small 2011 coin mint collection, some coins from the Nazi party, a remote control car, 100 dollars, and more. Say what you guys got in the comments.

You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.

They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!

You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈