Yo mama is so fat she wakes up on both sides on the bed
They always say u r what u eat! So I’d be nothing That sounds abt right
Yo mama so fat that she was born on 3rd,4th and 5th of the March.
My friend was feeling low today so I went up to her and said "You know I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life" I don't think she likes me now
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Parents: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage, Kid: why? Parents: so you don't get bored there
My Teacher said ̈Im gonna leave soon, i dont want to be here anymore! ̈, So i shot her.
I was told to burn calories so I threw your mom in the fire.
you mama so fat one punch man had to punch 3 times
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I've always been suicidal ,some might say why haven't I actually done the act ,I'll just say well I hate myself to much so I though I stay around for the punishment of staying alive
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Me: I look up to you Friend: Wow, thanks! Me: But in general cuz your so tall
You’re so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked “Are you moving?”
yo mama so ugly she the reason why slender man has no eyes
this is so sad, Alexa play despacito
i went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
the way u talk is so slow that the put u in the movie fast and furious and changed the title to slow and serious!!!😂😂😭
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I’m so annoyed by those people who just believe in anything they hear. This is a conversation I had a few days ago.
Idiot: The moon landing was faked! So unbelievable fake! Me: You believe in the moon? Stupidass.
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
