So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the roll, and then I said, "I guess that's why it's called ripping one!"
SOS Jokes
My wife is a whore, so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man. End of story, you women are bitches.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
I was chopping onions with my brothers, so my little sisters cried. Onions was a good dog.
Yo mama so fat, COW!
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
Yo mama so old, she was Jesus' nanny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."
He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
Why are orphans so bad at football?
