SOS jokes

What did the blender say to the orange juice?

"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."

Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.

You're so hot when your girlfriend tries to suck your cock, it burns her mouth.

This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.

Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.

Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.

Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!

Johnny eats a lot of ham, so he catches lots of spam.

Yo mama was so big, she was the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.

Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.

You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Why is Sally on TikTok?

Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.

So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"

Get it? "Horse-ing."

Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!

They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!

Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.

If your butt hurts real bad, put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.

I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.

So, if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.

There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."