The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
SOS Jokes
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLDWIDE.
Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.
