SOS jokes

Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.

Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"

Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.

Why are Santa's balls so big?

Because he comes once a year.

Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.

Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!

Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.

Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.

TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.

Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.

Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...

I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.

And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.