SOS jokes

So 666-3629, so get it?

You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.

I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.

I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.

"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"

You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".

You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

Why do doctors use so much lipstick?

Because they love cos-medics!

Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.

Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.

Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.

Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.

Your mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept.

Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"

The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿

The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.

Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!

You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!

Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.

Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.