SOS jokes
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Memes
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because anyone can take it.
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
Why are Santa's balls so big?
Because he comes once a year.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.