SOS jokes
Yo momma so fat!
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
Memes
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
But apparently there is something in your heart, so I already have scissors in my heart.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.
I just bought a book about lamps...
So I can do some light reading over the weekend.
So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.