SOS jokes

Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?

You: Yeah, but why so many people?

Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.

You: Dude!!!!

So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!

She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.

I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.

So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.

Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!

Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.

Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.

I know it's bad, sorry.

You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.

So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.

When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.

Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!

"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."

Love y'all so much!

Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.

Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.

Eating a clock is so time-consuming.

You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."

Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"

Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"

Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?

Jm: Excujjimi?

Jk: No offense, Jim.

Jm: Yah, call me hyung!

Jk: But I'm bigger.

Jm: I'm older!

Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.

Jm:......