SOS jokes
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
Memes
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
So (DYM 132).
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.