SOS Jokes

I'm so frickin' bored! Please, somebody want to chat? PLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!

"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"

Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!

Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!

So 666-3629, so get it?

You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.

I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.

I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.

"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"

You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".

You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

Why do doctors use so much lipstick?

Because they love cos-medics!

Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.

What did the grape say to the rapper?

"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"

Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.

Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.

Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.

Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.

Your mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept.

Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.