SOS jokes
I laughed at my life so hard.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Memes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because anyone can take it.
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.