SOS jokes
One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.
Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, don’t talk to me.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
What is so good about a dog that cannot see? Nothing is good.
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
Memes
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he gets to call someone father.
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!