SOS jokes

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.

Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.

I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!

Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.

Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.

You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.

Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.

I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"

Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.

You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!

"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.

So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they can’t find their way home.

My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"

I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."

She was amazed!

Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”

Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai

Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?

Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.

Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"

Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!

You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.

Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.