SOS jokes

Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣

Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they can’t find their way home.

My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"

I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."

She was amazed!

Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.

You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.

Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?

Dad: Sure, Alex!

Dad: We're here!

Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!

Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!

Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.

Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."

You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.

Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.

Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.