SOS jokes

"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.

So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they can’t find their way home.

My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"

I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."

She was amazed!

Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”

Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai

Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?

Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.

Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"

Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!

You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.

Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.

Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.

Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.

Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?

So he could be in a lovely family before death.