Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
SOS Jokes
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
I'm so proud of my grandpa, he killed Hitler. WAIT-
Me on my way to the principal's office after the trans kid told me to act my age, so I told him to act his gender.
I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.
Boo! π»πππ·οΈπΈοΈβ οΈ (So scary, right?)
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
Why donβt coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they donβt want people to be so βconnectedβ while theyβre trying to rest in peace.
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,
I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.
My grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support.
So, my friend's birthday is in a couple of days, and I was wondering what to get him.
He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers.
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
π: You're so hot!
π: How are you single?
βοΈ: I burn anyone who gets too close!
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
So I was watching TV, right? Then I f***ing got banged in the eye with either a remote or metal tongs. "WTF?"
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
This disabled kid walked up to me, so I asked what disease he had. He said, "Lima." So I said, "Come again?" And he said, "Lima nuts." And I asked if that was a fruit, and he said, "No, I'm a vegetable."
