SOS jokes
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
I'm so proud of my grandpa, he killed Hitler. WAIT-
Me on my way to the principal's office after the trans kid told me to act my age, so I told him to act his gender.
I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.
Memes
Boo! 👻🎃💀🕷️🕸️☠️ (So scary, right?)
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,
I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.
My grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support.
So, my friend's birthday is in a couple of days, and I was wondering what to get him.
He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers.
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
So I was watching TV, right? Then I f***ing got banged in the eye with either a remote or metal tongs. "WTF?"
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
This disabled kid walked up to me, so I asked what disease he had. He said, "Lima." So I said, "Come again?" And he said, "Lima nuts." And I asked if that was a fruit, and he said, "No, I'm a vegetable."
Ok, ok, ooh, I'm so lit right now.
Your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy. Ooh, I'm so lit right now, your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy. Ok, ok, ooh, I'm so lit right now, your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy.