SOS jokes
You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
The other day my girlfriend asked me to hand her the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.
So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aye, there, matey, the catch of the day be crabs.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
Memes
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
Why did the chili blush?
Because it was so hot!
Why was the dog so stressed out?
It had a ruff day.
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
911 help. Hello?
Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏
Who are voting for this election? I'm voting for Tricity, so vote for Tricity. Electricity!
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
So I was visiting my friends Timmy and Tommy at the phone store and I said, "A. T&T!"
Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...
SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
I have so many cash machine jokes.
But none of them seem to work ATM.