SOS jokes

Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a joke, so are you.

"Can you tie a knot?"

"I cannot."

"So you can knot?"

"No, I cannot knot."

"Not knot?"

"Who's there?"

"F... off!"

Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.

I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.

"Mhm... So you're gay?" -Darling

Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.

Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.

Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.

I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"

Yo mama is so STUPID, she thought the Rams football team were actual RAMS.

You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!

Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?

Exactly, cuz she's a woman.

Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.

I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.

Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.

A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"

God replies, "So she would love you..."

Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.