SOS jokes
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
Memes
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
Your hairline is so far back, even Vegeta laughed at it!
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
Yo mama is so ugly, her pictures hang themselves.
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
Yo mom's so old, she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.
Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"
God replies, "So she would love you..."