SOS jokes

Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."

Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!

My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.

She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”

Why was an oven so smart?

It had 70 degrees.

When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"

Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?

Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.

Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?

Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.

Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?

Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.

Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.

Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?

So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.

Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.

Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.

"You is so black your mama fainted."

Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.

When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.