Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
SOS Jokes
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.
You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.
If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.
So I could put kids inside you.
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he replies.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Yo mama is so ugly that her portraits hang themselves.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
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