SOS jokes

Sister: You're so stupid.

Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!

Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.

Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!

You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".

My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.

You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.

If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.

So I could put kids inside you.

Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.

I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.

I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.

"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.

"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"

"I'm a butcher," he replies.