SOS jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....

Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".

Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.

Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.

My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.

You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!

You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.

Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.

I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!

Yo mama is so ugly that her portraits hang themselves.

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!

Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.

Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"