SOS jokes

Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.

Why are orphans so skinny?

They never learned how to home cook.

You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!

I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.

Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.

Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.

Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.

I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.

Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.

Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.

My grief counselor died the other day.

He was so good at his job, I don't even care.

My therapist told me time heals wounds, so I stabbed him, and now we wait.

My son's into astromancy asked me how do stars die, so I told him, "Usually on overdose, son."

You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!

So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔

Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.

If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.

But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.

I wish my grass was emo, so then it could cut itself.

What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"

"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"