SOS jokes

Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.

Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.

Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.

Yo mama so fat.

In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!

Yo mama so fat, even Dora couldn't explore her.

Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!

Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.

Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.

Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.

I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.

I got fired from my job at the bank today.

An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?

Why do orphans play tennis?

So they can finally get love.

Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.

My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.

So did my friend on the right.

I had a dream of skiing.

Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.

Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.

I told my wife to embrace her mistakes.

So she gave me a hug.

Yo mama so stupid. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.