SOS jokes

Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.

You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.

Why are Americans so bad at class royals?

Because they already lost 2 towers.

Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!

You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.

Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.

My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"

Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.

I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.

By the way, he was an orphan.

Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.

Seek: Why do I have to be it?

Figure: Because your name says so.

Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.

You're so ugly your hairline ran away!

Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.

Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!

My friend's mom: Why you bully me?

I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.

I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."