Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
SOS Jokes
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.
So did my friend on the right.
I had a dream of skiing.
Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes.
So she gave me a hug.
Yo mama so stupid. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
