SOS jokes

I'm so fucking bored.

Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.

You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?

But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.

I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.

And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.

So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"

My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.

A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.

So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Most likely because they can't find home.

Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂

This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.

Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!

Why are vegetarians so good at giving head? Because they’re used to having nuts in their mouth.

Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.

"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"

Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.

Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.

Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.

Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.