Your parents are so proud of you. They LOVE you! <3
SOS Jokes
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.
Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."
Gaster: "πβΌβ ββΌβ β‘βπ π§ββΌββππ§ βΌββββ β βπβ"
In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.
Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
I raped a girl and I liked it.
I hope my girlfriend won't mind it.
It felt so wrong, it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They donβt know how to put a condom on.
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
Yo mama so fat,
she fell off BOTH sides of the bed!
Yo mama so ugly,
they wonβt give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
