SOS jokes
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Memes
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her on Halloween.
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
Yo mama so fat...
She's the iceberg who sunk the Titanic!
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.