SOS jokes

A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.

So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Most likely because they can't find home.

Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂

This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.

Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!

Why are vegetarians so good at giving head? Because they’re used to having nuts in their mouth.

Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.

"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"

Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.

Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.

Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.

Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.

Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!

Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?

They get to walk themselves down the aisle.

Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."

Your hairline so far back.

Even LeBron James had a good laugh!

Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?

Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)