SOS jokes

Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.

Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.

You're so full of shit that the toilet's jealous.

Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.

I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.

I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.

So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.

The tree left him hanging though.

Bunger got me like:

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Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!

Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!

Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."

Yo mama so old.

Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!

Why do orphans become criminals?

So they can become wanted for once.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!

Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

My grief counselor died.

He was so good, I don’t even care! 😂😂😂

Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.

Why are kids so skinny?

Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.

Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.

Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.