SOS jokes

I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.

And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?

Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.

Kid: Why, Dad?

Dad: So you don't get bored.

My therapist told me time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him.

Then I waited for the results.

Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.

Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!

Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."

Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?

Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.

You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.

Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.

Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.

You're so full of shit that the toilet's jealous.

Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.

I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.

I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.

So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.

The tree left him hanging though.

Bunger got me like:

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Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!

Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!

Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."

Yo mama so old.

Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!

Why do orphans become criminals?

So they can become wanted for once.