Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
SOS Jokes
Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
I told them, "Just you wait!"
Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.
HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.
Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.
You: Well, your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you don't even know how to do that.
And your IQ is 5.
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.
My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.
I told him to stop being so clothes-minded.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.
My husband is mad that I have no sense of direction, so I packed up my stuff and left. Right?
My wife hates that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and went right.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
