SOS jokes

Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"

Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.

Kid: Why, Dad?

Dad: So you don't get bored.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.

I remember the time Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... too bad it was so short he couldn’t find any.

What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.

Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.

Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!

Bunger got me like:

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You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."

You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.

You're so full of shit that the toilet's jealous.

What did the mom say when her child came out?

"The head was so big!"

Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.

Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.

My therapist told me time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him.

Then I waited for the results.

Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.

Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?

He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.

My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.

I told them, "Just you wait!"

Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.

HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.

Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.

You: Well, your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you don't even know how to do that.

And your IQ is 5.