SOS jokes

Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.

I have a choking kink, so I will enjoy hanging.

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?

Because no one misses them.

You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?

Get a calculator.

Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.

Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?

Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.

So if you are bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄

Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.

Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.

Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man, do they have some good ideas.

My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!

Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.

I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.

Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."

I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.

Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.