Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.
SOS Jokes
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
Every time I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.
There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, so I unplug them.
Why are women so bad at parking?
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!
Me: Just like me.
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
My grief counselor died just the other day.
He was so good though, I didn't care.
Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.
Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a strip club and got paid to keep her clothes on.
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
