SOS jokes

Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.

Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.

So, a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex.

When he gets to the bar, he brags about the different sex positions they used, and one of the guys says, "Oh, did you do head?"

He responded with, "No, I couldn't find the head."

The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.

My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...

So I threw a coconut at her.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.

Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!

Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?

Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.

Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!

Me: Just like me.

Why are Indians so good at football?

Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.

(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents

Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.

Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.

This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.

I was staring at boobs, and she said, "Press One?"

So I did...

I don't remember much after that.

A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building.

He yells, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

Why do witches wear name tags?

So they know which witch is which!

Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."

Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.

You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.