yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach she sinks!
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."
Yo mama so old she was accepted for the museum
Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!
Me: Just like me.
yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was mount chiliad
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
why was the orphan so successful?, because his options where to go bigger or go home he only had one choice. :)
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can and I asked "what are you doing" and she said "I'm moving"
I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.
