SOS jokes

Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.

Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!

Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.

Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.

But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.

Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.

Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.

Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.

Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.

That is so bad, just like you.

Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"

Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.

Yo mama so stupid, she put a ruler under a pillow to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.

Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.

Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.

Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.